Unless you've been under a rock, a virus called the Swine Flu has broken out across our once peaceful lands. According to my Science teacher, the swine flu is like... a combination of some pig virus and the bird flu. Apparently a pig and a pigeon had butt sex and made this abomination that is spreading.
Currently I'm sitting here with flu like symptoms. Is it Swine Flu? No idea. Either way I can't miss anymore school so I guess I gotta go spread it tomorrow if I do. Watch out. It could happen to you. Don't worry though. I'll keep making machinima. You all honestly think a pig and pigeon butt sex disease could kill me!? THE Nixxiom!? Bah I say! I will die with honor on the battlefield one day!